Thursday, December 29, 2005

Brad Pitt's Ex, Gwyneth Paltrow, Finds Angelina Jolie Intriguing


Gwyneth Paltrow was probably tired of being asked about her opinion about Angelina Jolie every damn interview so she threw out the following very useable quote:
"I don't know Angelina at all. We did a tiny little thing together in Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow. But she sure seems intense and very captivating."
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Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Are There Nude Pics Of Angelina Jolie ?

There are total frontal nude paparazzi pics of Brad Pitt coursing through the web, with a lawyer's email hot on their tale. It would make a good movie, kind of a cross between Tron, Osmosis Jones and Troy.

But what would really get traffic on the internet to explode would be nude pics of Angeline Jolie. Unguarded, privacy invading, legally questionable pictures with bad lighting and poor resolution are what we long for.

What some people may be missing is the fact that Angelina hasn't been prudish during her movie career. You just have to know how to look for it.


Monday, December 26, 2005

Angelina Jolie To Marry Brad Pitt On New Year's Eve

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are preparing to marry on New Year's Eve, according to reports.

An unrelated report in the Weekly World News details the Christmas gift the Iranian government presented to the White House last week.

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Wooden Camel...


Sunday, December 25, 2005

Angelina Jolie Baby Bump ?



Life & Style brings you exclusive new evidence pointing to pregnancy for Angelina Jolie. When the actress returned to the set of The Good Shepherd after a two-month break, the crew immediately noticed that the costumes no longer fit over Angie’s suspicious stomach bump.

What, exactly, does this 'bump' suspect?

I am a skeptic. I got a stomach bump over the same time period. I suspect it's from turkey.

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Saturday, December 24, 2005

Is Angelina Jolie Pregnant ?

Christmas is about baby Jesus. Christmas is about waiting in long checkout lines. I have a brilliant idea, the tabloids should put baby related stories on their covers.

Here's one with Angeline Jolie and Jennifer Aniston on the cover with pregnancy related stories apparently inside. I couldn't look, I had a 30lb turkey in one hand and three modestly priced bottles of sparkling wine in the other.

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Friday, December 23, 2005

Was Angelina A Mistake for Brad ?

Jennifer Aniston has launched a veiled attack on former husband Brad Pitt, insinuating his relationship with Angelina Jolie is a "mistake".

The 36-year-old says: "You can have everything wonderful in the world, and you can just make stupid choices because you're bored for a moment or you're not fulfilled for a moment, and you take that time and it affects everything."

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Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Angelina'a Wedding Is The Most Popular

Star Magazine took a poll of readers. 50% of them would most like to attend the wedding of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise were a distant second with 25% of the vote. Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi got 18%, but that's really only 9% per woman. I think the poll predates Elton John's wedding announcement. He's going to have the best reception because he just loves to spend money.

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Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Angelina's "Lesbian Lover" Questions "Tabloid's" Use Of "Quotation Marks"

Here's a Planet Out interview with Jenny Shimizu that puts the Joli rumors in perspective and reduces the incidence of heterosexual guys thinking lesbians are hot.

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Saturday, December 17, 2005

Maddox And Zahara May Soon Have Jolie-Pitt As Last Name



Angelina has asked a judge for the name change saying brad is their "adoptive father to be".

A court hearing on the petition for a name change is set before Santa Monica Superior Court Judge Linda K. Lefkowitz on Jan. 14. If approved, Maddox and Zahara's last name would officially be “Jolie-Pitt.”

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Friday, December 16, 2005

My Take On Angelina's Lesbian Lover



Here's something to think about; Angelina Jolie cut her father out of her life at least in part because he had a habit of discussing their relationship with the media. The same thing is going to happen to Jenny Shimizu, that is if it hadn't already happened years ago.

So why did Jenny Shimizu make her comments about the supposed ongoing sexual relationship between herself and Angelina Jolie?

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Thursday, December 15, 2005

Lindsay Lohan Mentions Her Angelina Crush

Lindsay Lohan was asked about her opinion of Brad and Angelina and their relationship. Her response was designed to get attention:
"Well, he's beautiful. But I've got more of a crush on Angelina though than Brad."
I took a course on animal behavior once. I learned that cows in heat start humping each other in order to get the attention of a bull.

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Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Angelina's Lesbian Lover Speaks Out



Supermodel Jenny Shimizu says she is still Angelina Jolie's lesbian lover.

And she warned Brad Pitt: "There has never been an ending to her and I. I think there never will be."

The two women met in 1996 while filming 'Foxfire'.

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Sunday, December 11, 2005

Fan Shows Her Tattooed Butt To Angelina Jolie



Angelina Jolie was able to see the funny side of Emily Sheridan's indecent exposure, and was even willing to take a snap of the bum-tribute on her mobile phone. And for people like me who had to know, at least one source describes the fan as 'pretty'.

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Saturday, December 10, 2005

Did Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Get Married In Florida ?

Some enterprising soul at a Florida Radio Station started the rumor. It was like a drill for bloggers. It being Friday and all, I was too busy with my real life to post the misinformation. I did have this dream while I was sleeping in this morning about a parrot turning into a pony. I think it means something.

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Friday, December 09, 2005

Angelina Jolie Versus Paparazzi



According to Starpulse, Angelina Jolie sparked a near riot at New York's The Supper Club when she arrived late for a benefit and refused to pose for pictures. Enraged paparazzi, who had spent over two hours waiting for the special guest speaker at Peter Gabriel's Witness gala in near-freezing temperatures, rushed the actress as she attempted to sneak in a back entrance.

I don't really buy the inference that paparazzi eventually become rude after they are mistreated by inconsiderate celebrities.

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Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Brad And Angelina To Adopt Tsunami Victims

According to the Daily Star, Brad and Angelina are planning on adopting twins from an orphanage in Indonesia.

They reportedly hope to help two boys who were left orphans after the tsunami struck last year and if they can adopt them, they will.

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Sunday, December 04, 2005

Will Angelina Slow Down For Brad?

Brad Pitt is reportedly begging Angelina Jolie to slow down her busy humanitarian schedule and spend more time at home until she conceives. He also wants her to quit riding motorcycles, rock climbing and scuba diving, for which she just became certified.

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Saturday, December 03, 2005

Intimate Vibe At Jolie Pitt Press Conference In Japan

This video is a rare chance to see the chemistry between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

The guy sitting between them looks really awkward.


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Brad Pitt Applies To Adopt Angelina Jolie's Children



Life & Style magazine said Pitt, 41, has filed to become the legal adopted father of Jolie's two children, Maddox, 4, and Zahara, 10 months.

I love stories that are based on the filing of legal documents; it means there won't be a story tomorrow saying it didn't happen.

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Friday, December 02, 2005

Tomb Raider 3 Is In The Works



SCi and Paramount films want another shot at making a game-to-film masterpiece (or just another outlet for merchandise). Currently, both companies are in talks to bring back Lara Croft for a third Tomb Raider film.

Both Tomb Raider and its sequel Cradle of Life have received abysmal critical reviews, but they still pulled in a total of $431 million worldwide ticket sales.

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