Friday, April 28, 2006

Watch Video Of Glowing Angelina Jolie



This video shows Angelina at her best. The interviewer looks to me to be doing a Barbara Walters impersonation.


Thursday, April 27, 2006

New Pictures of Brad Pitt and Angelina in Namibia

A tabloid exclusive photospread of the couple looking relaxed. Here's a link to the cover picture.


Angelina Jolie on Top of People's Beautiful List


It seems that absence does make the heart grow fonder. Angelina Jolie has been spending the last while in isolation in Namibia. I think a little perspective is in order, this list is for celebrities, not people. There may be other human beings more beautiful than Jolie, and I was suprised to see that Ryan Seacrest made the list.

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Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Pitt / Jolie: Paparazzi Must Suffer for Their Art


The individual in charge of security for Angelina Jolie offered the following quote recently:
"If I find anyone getting a picture of Jolie I will f**king smash someone to pieces. I'm not joking. I'll f**king put someone in the hospital. Tell your friends."
The above picture is not actually him.

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Thursday, April 13, 2006

What Astrological Sign Will Angelina's Baby Have?

I'm a Gemini. Geminis are cool and sexy. If Angelina Jolie can hold out long enough, her baby can be a Gemini too. Taurus people are LAME. Astrology is BULL.


Friday, April 07, 2006

Rumors Of Pitt Jolie Breakup Have Surfaced

There is a rumor about an eminent breakup for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. It is quite possible that it is completely false, only a few lesser known 'news' sites are picking it up. Basically these two are hiding out, so there isn't any real news to post about them. The baby is due soon.


Thursday, April 06, 2006

Namibia... Check Gawker to See Who Else is in Namibia

Immigration officials confirmed reports that Angelina Jolie, and others flew in to visit this African country. Staff at there most likely hideaway say they are closed for renovations.

I have to question the wisdom of travelling during such a late stage of pregnancy. Also the CIA factsheet says Namibia has a high risk for major infectious diseases.

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