Saturday, January 28, 2006

Angelina Jolie Attends Serious UN Event With Brad Pitt


"A New Mindset for the UN" was the title of the meeting in Switzerland.

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Thursday, January 26, 2006

When Will Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Get Married ?


There are conflicting reports about this question. Angelina supposedly told Robert Rodriguez that she and Brad would never get married, unless their children asked them to. Meanwhile Brad Pitt reportedly told Fernando Meirelles that he and Jolie were going to get married soon.

This is clearly one of two things; unfortunate miscommunication or strategic misdirection.

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Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Angelina Jolie and her Belly Tattoo



The Latin phrase on Angelina Jolie's belly is getting bigger. I think we need a cunning linguist to decifer it. I found this thread with scholars saying it's just badly translated Nietzsche. It might mean "That which nourishes me destroys me".


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Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Angelina Jolie Collapses On Set

Angelina Jolie, who is expecting Brad Pitt's baby, reportedly passed out while filming new movie, "The Good Shepherd" in the Dominican Republic.

If it is true that Angelina is having twins, her doctors will be giving her all the standard warnings about high risk pregnancy.

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Saturday, January 21, 2006

Is Angelina Expecting Twins?

Angelina Jolie may be expecting twins. If reports that she was seeking medical help to increase her fertility are true, the chance of a multiple would be higher than normal.

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Thursday, January 19, 2006

Jolie-Pitt Is Now Maddox And Zahara's Last Name



A week after reps for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie confirmed the couple was expecting a baby, a judge has okayed the addition of Pitt's surname to Jolie's two oldest children.

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Monday, January 16, 2006

Jennifer Aniston's Publicist Accuses Tabloids Of Actually Making Stuff Up


I know it's a shocking accusation. So the awkward phone call when Angelina picks up and it's Jennifer on the phone? The considerate heads up about the pregnancy phoned in by Brad to Jennifer? The infamous 'so, what're ya wearin'?' incident?
"All the reports about phone calls between Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie are all made-up lies"
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Saturday, January 14, 2006

Angelina And Brad Pitt Land In Haiti

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt flew into Haiti Friday to join hip-hop star Wyclef Jean's 'Clean Streets' project for the impoverished Caribbean nation.

Angelina is filming a movie in neighboring Dominican Republic. Angelina is the UN's Goodwill Ambassador.

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Thursday, January 12, 2006

I Feel Sorry For Angelina Jolie's Baby Already

One day after everyone definately knew there was a baby on the way, articles are out speculating whether or not the child will be attractive.

I think that, for the sake of the children, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have to take up residence outside of California, maybe even leave the USA. There is almost no hope of them having a normal, happy life with famous parents in Hollywood. Just ask Angelina Jolie.

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Angelina Jolie's Movie Shoot Protected By The Dominican Army

The Dominican Republic is the only country that shares a border with volatile Haiti. It has a large military force for a country of it's small size. Part of this force is presently maintaining a secure perimeter around the area where Angelina Jolie, Robert Deniro and Matt Damon are filming 'The Good Shepard'.

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Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Angelina Has Been Having Sex With Brad Pitt

It took me several hours to make the connection. This whole Angelina having Brad's baby thing means that they have been having sex with each other.

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A Pregnant Angelina Jolie Says: "Yes, I'm pregnant"

Angelina Jolie is expecting a baby this summer with Brad Pitt, according to a report on People magazine's Web site.

The story is that she admitted to being pregnant quite casually to a charity aid worker Monday in the Dominican Republic. Summer is a little over 6 months away, so Angelina may at this point be stating the obvious.

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Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie To Fly Into Outer Space On The Virgin Galactic


Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have convinced Richard Branson to take them aboard his Virgin Galactic Spaceship which will lift off in 2010.

The couple have paid £115,000 each to ensure they have a seat on the jet; they will be in the company of Sigourney Weaver, Moby, Robbie Williams and William Shatner among others.

So, if they break up before then, it will be a very awkward flight. I sat between my cousin and his ex-girlfriend at a concert once. I think I'm available for the flight if Brad And Angelina end up needing a buffer.

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Monday, January 09, 2006

Angelina Jolie's Baby Zahara Celebrates 1st Birthday



The reported birthdate of adopted Zahara is January 8, 2005.

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Sunday, January 08, 2006

Angelina Jolie Says She Is Not Pregnant

Angelina Jolie is not pregnant.
She is quoted as saying to reporters at her appearance at 'The Eden Project':
"I am not pregnant."
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"Angelina Says Wedding Is Off", These Words Should Help Sell Magazine

The folks at US Weekly know how to put together a magazine cover. I think they were paraphrasing since, in reality, there was never a wedding announcement.


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Angelina Jolie Rushes To Be With Her Mother Who Has Cancer

According to US tabloid National Enquirer, Marcheline Bertand has been fighting cancer for years and has recently had undergone surgery.

Angelina Jolie has a close relationship with her mother. Her mother prefers to avoid media attention and has a longstanding policy of not granting interviews.

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Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Brad Pitt Tells Adoption Court That He Intends To Marry Angelina Jolie



Tabloids have lawyers for all the obvious reasons, but sometimes they get to quote them. Evan Schaeffer told the Daily Mirror the following:
"Under American law, adoption is a profound and significant act. It normally doesn't take place unless there's already been a marriage. Thus it's reasonable to infer that a marriage is around the corner for Brad and Angelina."
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Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Angelina Jolie Visits Hospital


Angelina Jolie reportedly had a secret ultrasound scan at Santa Monica's St John's Hospital in California last month.

How does a secret make it from California to the UK and then stop being a secret?

Oh, I just remembered, medical records are supposed to be confidential in most of the developed world. I went to high school with a nurse's daughter. She told us the NUMBER of teenage pregnancies that happened over the summer, but she didn't name NAMES. That's CONFIDENTIALITY.

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Monday, January 02, 2006

Brad Pitt Proposal Engagement Wedding Angelina Jolie Blah Blah Blah



Earlier 'reports' had Brad Pitt proposing marriage to Angelina Jolie on an almost daily basis.

Now there are 'reports' that he is out shopping for an engagement ring.

Um, don't you think he would have had a ring on him when he proposed all those times?

The interesting thing is that most of the rumors have these two doing very conventional things. Maybe someone working at the rumor mill should stop for a minute and realize that these are not conventional people.
"Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed."
Brad Pitt, 2000

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Sunday, January 01, 2006

Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt May Move To France



Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt are reportedly keen to follow in the footsteps of actor partners Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis and make the France their permanent base.

Given the fact that they both tend to choose movie projects with isolated locations, and the fact that Jolie is very involved in international aid and development, there is no pressing reason to have a home base in California.

Maybe they'll be like Pitt's friend George Clooney and shoot the occasional movie right in their own backyard. Oceans Twelve was shot around Lake Como, Italy.

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